I don’t know how else to interpret his words. Russ Wellen writes in Scholars and Rogues:

Middle-aged men especially need to ask themselves: If we were wealthy like Spitzer and able to spend the money without our spouses noticing it, wouldn’t we too be tempted to buy a 22-year-old? Deep down, aren’t we envious of what he had been getting away with up to now?

Speaking personally, I have looked in the mirror and the mirror spoke back: You would have to take it one day at a time.

Russ, the girl is a porker. You know, as in porcine. And, as elsewhere observed, she’s covered in enough tramp stamps to force the price down to two bucks (see the Bear Sterns debacle so well covered in Scholars and Rogues).

Don’t sell yourself short. You’re one of the brilliant bloggers at Sam Smith’s Scholars and Rogues. An awkward girl, more flab than baby fat: she’d gladly pay you for it. Stop playing auto-didact with yourself and get yourself a Kristen of your own.