And in the future, every mendacious blogger will get a can’t-step-in-the-same-river-twice entry in Wikipedia, the reference world’s version of Heraclitus. Poor Warhol doesn’t get credit for his irony, because we’ve all moved on from Modernism to Postmodernism; but I will pose Warhol’s question for him: Will that be fries with your crummy 15 minutes in Wikipedia, Sammy?

Here’s Dr Slammy playing Protagoras with the cameraman (“Man [the blogger] is the measure of all things.”) Or just trying on his Big Daddy face for the next time he calls his blog kill mendacious.