But we’re not ungrateful for that fact. We’re not ungrateful for lacking a PhD in silliness (mass communications) like Sam Smith (Dr. Slammy on the aforementioned scholarsandrogues.com). We’re not ungrateful that our opinions are uninfected with Smith’s Gen Y arrogance. We’re not ungrateful that our politics don’t depend on imagining ourselves SAT smarter than the President. And, finally, we’re not ungrateful that our adult visage is not the face of a resentful and angry victim of child abuse in the South (see photo at left, and count yourself lucky).

But life should be about fun, right? Why bother bashing the President when you could be checking out naked chicks on the Internet? That’s what I always say, “Make smut, not unfounded political opinion.” And for your viewing pleasure, see also the Bikini World blog. Just don’t look at the pictures of Kim Kardashian. I think the bitch is related to Dr Slammy, which is just nasty.

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